Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks. Eric Sevareid
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself. Albert Einstein
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway. Evan Esar
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. Unknown
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Unknown
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it.Unknown
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. Ronald Reagan
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.Tom Robbins
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. Albert Camus
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.Herb Caen
We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts.John Dewey
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members. David Coblitz
Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts. John Gunther
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. Woody Allen
There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. Will Rogers
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another. Charles M. Schulz
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. Henry Allen
Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you. Calvin Coolidge
A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.Adam Clayton Powell Jr.
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.Unknown
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