My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.Rodney Dangerfield
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.George Bernard Shaw
The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men. George Eliot
The upper classes are... a nation's past; the middle class is its future.Ayn Rand
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?Ronnie Shakes
No man ever listened himself out of a job.Calvin Coolidge
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. Al Franken
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't? Don Marquis
I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.Michael Crichton
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting. Alan Dean Foster
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others. Unknown
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. Napoleon Bonaparte
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Sir Winston Churchill
Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. Student
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. Unknown
Though music oft hath such a charm to make bad good, and good provoke to harm. William Shakespeare
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. Dorothy Parker
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. Samuel Butler
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. John Barrymore
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