Love can be sordid only if you work at it. Brooke McEldowney
Love can be sordid only if you work at it. Brooke McEldowney
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. Dick Cavett
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little. Joe Martin
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. Aristotle
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. Burt Bacharach
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. Dudley Moore
The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well. Horace Walpole
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. Fred Allen
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else. James Thorpe
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true. Sir Winston Churchill
Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. Marilyn Manson
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. Doris Egan
You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. Eric Hoffer
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. Robert Byrne
Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse. Miguel de Cervantes
What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen? Evelyn Waugh
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. G. K. Chesterton
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