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Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution. Edward Teller
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. Groucho Marx
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey Adams
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. Will Rogers
I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex. Oscar Wilde
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. Benjamin Franklin
You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions. Senator Patrick Leahy
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. Carl Sandburg
Life is a long lesson in humility. James M. Barrie
If you have any doubts that we live in a society controlled by men, try reading down the index of contributors to a volume of quotations, looking for women's names. Elaine Gill
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. Richard Feynman
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes." H. E. Martz
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars. Hobart Brown
Mustard's no good without roast beef. Chico Marx
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. Doug Larson
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman. Randy K. Milholland
Most people ignore most poetry
because most poetry ignores most people. Adrian MitchellMy mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. Mark Twain
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson
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