He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes." H. E. Martz
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars. Hobart Brown
Mustard's no good without roast beef. Chico Marx
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. Doug Larson
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman. Randy K. Milholland
Most people ignore most poetry
because most poetry ignores most people. Adrian MitchellMy mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. Mark Twain
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson
He talked with more claret than clarity.Susan Ertz
[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.Dan Quayle
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.Antoine de Saint-Exupery
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!' Ellen DeGeneres
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. Elvis Costello
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.Gertrude Stein
Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon. Alexander Pope
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. David M. Ogilvy
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. Samuel Goldwyn
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. Soren KierkegaardM.
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