If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.Antoine de Saint-Exupery
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!' Ellen DeGeneres
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. Elvis Costello
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.Gertrude Stein
Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon. Alexander Pope
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. David M. Ogilvy
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. Samuel Goldwyn
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. Soren KierkegaardM.
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer
Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.Evan Esar
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer
Those who speak most of progress measure it by quantity and not by quality. George Santayana
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser Robertson Davies
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. Bill Vaughan
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. Rita Rudner
Getting caught is the mother of invention. Robert Byrne
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. Marston Bates
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. Abhay
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