A Clever & Smart Husband
I Sent A Text To My Wife Last Night:
I Sent Another Text: Babe I Forgot To Tell You That I Got An Increase In My Salary At The End Of The Month I'm Getting You A New Car
She Text Back In One Second: OMG Really?
I Replied: No I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Got My First Message.Rating
After An Emotional Hug Girl Said To The Boy
Girl: If You Hug Me Once More Like That, I Will Be Yours Forever
Boy: Thanks For The WarningRating
Why Indian Women Have Red Dot On Their Forehead
Question: Why Do Indian Married Women Have That Red Dot On Their Forehead?
Answer: Because They're Recording EverythingRatingTrust In God, Always
There Was A Flood In A Village.
One Man Said To Everyone: I'll Stay! God Will Save Me!
The Flood Got Higher And A Boat Came And The Man In It Said: Come On Mate, Get In!
No, God Will Save Me! Replied The Man.
The Flood Got Very High Now And The Man Had To Stand On The Roof Of His House.
A Helicopter Soon Came And The Man Offered Him Help.
No, God Will Save Me! He Said
Eventually He Died By Drowning.
He Got By The Gates Of Heaven And He Said To God: Why Didn't You Save Me?
God Replied: For Goodness Sake! I Sent A Boat And A Helicopter. What More Do You Want!Ratinglife before computer
Window was a square hole in a room
Application was somethong written in paper
Mouse was an animal
Keyboaed was a piano
File was an important office material
Hard drive was an uncomfortable road trip
Cut was done with knife and paste with glue.
Web was a spider's home....
But now......RatingFact of google
50% of the people use it well as a search engine..!!
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The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not!!RatingGirls live longer than boys
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"PAYING the "BILLS" doesRatingFighting for a seat in a bus
Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus ..
Bus Conductor : The older one should sit here
Both looked at each other and the seat remained emptyRatingMillions of people write love letters
Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky I m!
Great words
Said by
** DUST BIN **RatingA beggar found rs 100
A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner...
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He was unable to pay!!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!RatingHeight of good luck Joke
Height of Good Luck....!...
Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good.....Sit down :DRating
Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
Student: Well...yes and no.Rating
Excuse me
"Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
"No, I'm sorry I don't."
"Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."Rating
Which part?
"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."Rating
Teacher & Nick
Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"RatingCURTAINS
Man to salesman : I want pink cutains for my computer screen.
Salesman : Sir, computers don't need curtains.
Man : Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo, I got WINDOWS!!
RatingHeight Of Technical Thinking
Height of technical thinking:
A software person falling from the roof of the building and shouting
F1
F1
F1
instead of help, help!!RatingGrabbed A Coin
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll studyRatingFirst three years of marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Here's another joke about marriage.
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Now let's listen to a couple of riddles about marriage.
Here's the first one.
Q: Why are men with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
A: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.
Here's another riddle.
Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
I'll end today's podcast with a humorous proverb-like saying.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.RatingI've cried
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've criedRating
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