New Formula To Propose a Girl
Boy: You Look Like My Wife
Girl (Surprisingly): Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife's Name?
Boy: I Am Not Yet MarriedRating
Pure Business
Dad: I Want You To Marry A Girl Of My Choice.
Son: 'No'
Dad: But The Girl Is Bill Gates Daughter.
Son: 'Then Ok'
Dad Goes To Bill Gates
Dad: I Want Your Daughter To Marry My Son.
Bill Gates: 'No'
Dad: My Son Is The CEO Of The World Bank.
Bill Gates: 'Then Ok'
Dad Goes To The President Of The World Bank.
Dad: Appoint My Son As The Ceo Of Your Bank.
President: 'No!'
Dad: He Is The Son-In-Law Of Bill Gates.
President: 'Then Ok!'
This Is Called Pure Business.Rating
All About Money
A Boy On Date In BMW Car.
Boy: I Hid Something Form You.
Girlfriend: What?
Boy: I'm Already Married & Have Two Child.
Girlfriend: Ohhh, You Scared Me! I Thought The BMW Is Not Yours.RatingMy Brave Childhood History
My Brave Childhood History.
I Kicked Lion's Face,
I Pulled Tiger's Tail,
I Broke Cheeta's Leg,
I Threw Elephants,
Then The Toy Shop Owner Kicked Me Out.Rating
Be Careful If You Are Driving First Time
A Woman Is Driving First Time On The Highway.
Her Husband Calls & Says: Be Careful Love, It's Just Been On The Radio That Some One Is Driving The Wrong Way On The Highway
She Replies: Someone? These Idiots Are In HundredsRatingMrs Rani
Dr: Mrs Rani, Good News For You
Girl: What Do You Mean By Mrs Rani? I Am Miss Rani
Dr: Oh! Am Sorry Miss Rani, Bad NewsRating
Best Way To Impress a Girl
Boy To Gym Coach: I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?
Coach: Use The ATM Machine Outside The GymRatingDevice That Converts Thoughts Into Speech
Ever Heard About The Device That Converts Your Precious Thoughts Into Speech?
It Is Called Wine (Sharaab) .Rating
Tragedies
1. Good Girls Are Not Good Looking.
2. Good Looking Girls Are Not Good Girls.
3. Good Looking And Good Girls Are Not Single.
4. Good Looking, Good And Single Girls Have Strong Brothers And Last Most Hurting.RatingAttitude
An Old Man's T-Shirt Had Words: I Am Not 60, I Am 18 With 42 Years Of ExperienceRatingTit For Tat
Pappu's Atittude In Exams.
They Give Me Questions Which I Don't Know.
So......
I Give Them Answers Which They Don't Know.
Why???
'Tit For Tat'RatingMy Girlfriend's Teeths
Boy Says To His Girlfriend In Romantic Mood.
Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars
Girl: Oh, Thanks, You Are So Cute, Are They That Much Pretty?
Boy Replied: No, Far Away From Each OtherRatingClever Old Lady
An Old Lady Gave A Bus Driver Peanuts To Eat.
This Happened For Several Times.
One Day Driver Asked: Why You Giving Me Such Wonderful Peanuts? Why Dont You Eat Them Yourself?
Old Lady Replied: I Don't Have Teeth To Munch Them
Driver: Ohhh, Then Why You Bought Them?
Old Lady: I Just Love The Chocolate Around ThemRatingHow Would You Recognize Your Wife?
If You Are Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Best Answer Why The Hell Should I Recognize?RatingDo Not Lie in Front of Boss
Boss: We Are Very Keen On Cleanliness. Did You Wipe Your Feets On The Mat As You Came In?
New Employee: Yes, Sir
Boss: We Are Also Keen On Truthfulness. There Is No MatRatingWhat Is True Confidence?
A Junior In An Office Dialed His Boss Number By Mistake And Said
Send Me A Coffee To My Desk In 2 Minutes
Boss Shouted: Do You Know Who You Are Talking To?
Junior: 'No'
Boss: I Am The Boss Of This Office
Junior In The Same Tone: Do You Know Who You Are Talking To?
Boss: 'No'
Junior: Thank GodRatingPaper Was Tough, Really?
Dad: Why Didn't You Go For The Exam?
Son: Paper Was Tough
Dad: Without Going, How Did You Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked Two Days AgoRatingWhat Are These For?
Man Dies. In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.
He Asks Angel: What Are These For?
Angel Answers: These Are Lie Clocks, Every Person Has Lie Clock! Whenever You Lie On Earth, Clock Moves.
The Man Points Towards A Clock And Asks: Whose Clock Is This?
Angel Says: Its Mother Teresa's. It Never Moved, Showing That She Never Told Lie
The Man Asks: Where Is Indian Politician's Clock?
Angel Replies: That's In Our Office, We Use It As Table FanRatingWhich Animal Has Good Manners?
Question: Do You Know Which Animal Has Good Manners?
Answer: Cat Because It Always Ask Permission Before Coming Inside Mei Aau.RatingMen Are Like Bluetooth
Men Are Like Bluetooth
Always Connected When Wife Is Around
The Moment Wife Is Away
They Automatically Starts Searching For New DevicesRating
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