Mother Tongue
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to
speak..!Rating
What Is An Idiot?
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.Rating
Everything mommy asked?
One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, "Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mommy asked?"
In one voice they all replied, "You, Daddy"RatingNo Service Charge
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary in Office. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."RatingFunny Women
Post Master in a post office told to a woman,"You have to put
another stamp on this letter as it is too heavy.
The woman replied, How would an extra stamp make it lighter."RatingLeft and Right
Ur brain is special.
It has 2 parts LEFT and RIGHT.
In right, nothing LEFT.
In left, nothing RIGHT.RatingNewton's Law
Teacher: Chintu, can you tell me NEWTON law
Chintu: Sure sir but i have remembered only the last lines Sir.
Teacher: Not a problem tell me those.
Chintu: and This is called Newton's law !!!Rating
What is the Day of Judgment?
When Valentine's Day and Raksha Bandhan fall on the same day.Rating
"Teacher : Tell me four members of cat family.
Student : Mother ,father,sister and brother. "RatingIdiot In Suspense
Ajay: Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Sunny: No, tell me how?
Ajay: I will tell you next week.Rating
Look At Me
Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?
Employee: (looking down) No Sir...
Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.RatingGirls Are Virus
They ENTER ur Life
SCAN ur pockets
TRANSFER money
EDIT ur mind
DOWNLOAD their problems
DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4everRatingGreat English by a student
teacher :u got 0 in your english papers
student: unpossipleRatingOn T-ShirtA line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
...................*************
OF THEM.RatingSong Dedication
Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card
of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur"
Radio jocky : How honest .so you want to return his purse?
Tintumon : no," i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for himRatingMANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
A Beautiful Girl puts her finger
near Hotel MANAGER lips
MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
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GIRL:Tell ur BOSS there is NO TISSUE paper in ur TOILETRatingEvery Wife Is Mistress
Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.
"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest life!RatingBe Specific
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.RatingA Little Boy Was Selling Parachutes.
Little Boy: "Buy This Parachute And Land Safely On The Ground During Emergency"
Customer: "What If This Does Not Open When Needed?"
Little Boy: "You'll Get Your Money Back"RatingB-Silent Please
Raju Traveling First Time In Plane Going To Bombay,
While Landing, He Shouted: "Bombay-Bombay"
Air Hostess: "B-Silent Please"
Raju Said: "Ombay -Ombay"Rating
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