Difference Between Washing Machine & Internet
As a member of an Internet awareness survey team, we had visited a home. The unruly owner asked, "Tell me the difference between washing machine & Internet?" When I was cursing my luck, my colleague answered, "The former washes your cloth and the later washes your brain."Rating
Heather: I noticed by this article that men become bald much more than women because of the intense activity of their brains.
John: Yes, and I notice that women do not grow beards because of the intense activity of their chins!RatingMaster: How Old is your father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.Rating
The Invisible Patient
A psychiatrist's secretary walks into his study and says,
"There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you.
Claims he's invisible."
The psychiatrist responds, "Tell him I can't see him."RatingChannels
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?
'Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'Rating
The Shrinking Patient
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."RatingFriend Of Duck
An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. "This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc." Then came the dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited for the explanation. Silence. "Well?" he finally asked, "What's this?" The waiter replied, "It's a friend of duck."Rating"How are you getting on with your football, Jack?"
"Well, Dad, pretty good. The coach said I was one of the team's greatest drawbacks!"RatingWhy did the woman only change her baby's diaper once a month?
On the package it read "good for up to 15 pounds"RatingScientists Have Discovered
A Certain Activity That
Diminishes A Woman's Anger
By 90 Percent
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S H O P P I N G ..Rating
Iron Deficiency Anemia.
If You Have "Magnetic"
Personality And Still You
Can't Attract A Girl
Towards You
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That Means
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The Girl Has "Iron
Deficiency Anemia."Rating
A family was having dinner and the little boy said,"Dad I don't like the holes in the cheese!" Well son, eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of the plate.RatingThe Dirty Little Boy
A dirty little boy was playing at the playground and walked up to his mother and asked, "Who am I?" The mother replied, "I don't know! Who are you?" the little boy said excitedly, "WOW! My teacher was right. She said that I was so dirty that even my own mother wouldn't recognize me."RatingA Tie And An Offer
Dad: Hey son what is 2 x 2?
Son: A tie
Dad: Ok, what is 2 x 1?
Son: An offerRatingQ: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.Rating
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover, and a stimulating partner?
A. This has 2 answers, in the pages of a romance novel, or fiction.RatingQ. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.RatingFun Fact
Did You Know . . . ?
That
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away. . .RatingCook Books And Diet Books
The Biggest Seller Is
Cook-Books
And
The Second Is
Diet-Books -
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How Not To Eat What
You've Just Learned To Cook.RatingFirst Indian To Use 4g
Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G..
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Har bar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
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Ans: It's Anil Kapoor.!
aG, oG, lo G, suno G..Rating
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