Doctor: I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!
Doctor: Nine.
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One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu? Pappu: I would want a wife like the moon Professor: Wow What a choice So you want her to be Cool Calm like the moon? Pappu: No no Professor: Oh so you want her to be Round and white? Pappu: No no Professor: Oh so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon? Pappu: No no I want her to be Exactly like The MOON Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning Professor fainted.Rating
Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ? Pappu: Amritsar Teacher: Pappu you are wrong you need to focus more on your studies Pappu: Please madam can I ask you a few questions Teacher: Yes go ahead Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ? Teacher: No Pappu: Do you know Preeto ? Teacher: No Pappu: Do you know Banto? Teacher: (Angry) Hell no Who are all these people and why do you ask ? Pappu: Teacher you need to Focus more on your husbandRatingA kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green however Pappu the class rebel colored the duck in a bright fire truck red After seeing this the teacher asked him Pappu how many times have you seen a red duck? Young Pappu replied with The same number of times I ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.Rating
Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi,
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui,P
apa: Bewkuf teri mummy, se,
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar liRatingEk Pagal: Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai, Doosra: Dikha di na usne apni auqat Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga.Rating
Marriage is a 3 ring circus. engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering....Rating
3 chor Pappu, Billu aur Aaloou police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye... Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari... Pappu bola: bow bow.... Police wala: Isme kutta hai. Fir dusri bori par lat mari.. Billu bola: meow meow... Policewala: Isme billi hai... Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi... Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Aaloo zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo... Aaloo kabhi bolta hai kya??RatingI dont care what people think of me.. Atleast mosquitoes find me attractive...RatingEk Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha
uski biwi boli: kya kar rahe ho
kanjus bola: Dettol gir gaya tha
socha q barbad karu haat chir ke lagaluRatingExams are like girls: Too Many Questions, Difficult to Understand, More explanation needed, Finally result is failed..!RatingI asked my new girl friend what sort of books she's interested in.. She said Cheque Book..RatingAn Old man has 8 hair on his head. He went to Barber shop. Barber in anger asked: shall i cut or count ? Old man smiled and said: "Colour it!"Rating
A woman in labour suddenly shouted "Shouldn’t!, “Wouldn’tâ€, “Couldn’t, Didn’t, Can’t†“Don’t worryâ€, said the doc. “Those are just contractionsâ€.RatingHear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.RatingYo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!RatingHow come the liquor stores don’t have empty shelves? Don’t people understand that they will be quarantined with their spouses and kids?RatingBreaking News : World Health Organization has issued a statement that animals can not transmit Corona and that all animals, including dogs, should be released from quarantine. ‘WHO Let the Dogs Out!!RatingWhat's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.RatingIt must have been a woman who invented the Corona Virus! NFL – cancelled Formel 1 – cancelled Bars – Closed Brothels – Closed You have to stay at home – With the wife Men – We are facing a hard time!Rating
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