- The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. William Gibson
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. Abraham Maslow
- Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. Ambrose Bierce
- Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. Herb Caen
- I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. George Carlin
- The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous. Shana Alexander
- Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.H. G. Wells
- If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. Doug Larson
- The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. Robert Frost
- An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. Simon Cameron
- Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. Bertrand Russell
- Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody. Franklin P. Adams
- It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to. Franklin P. Jones
- Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. Cullen Hightower
- First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity. Martin Myers
- I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner
- The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else. Umberto Eco
- Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer
- Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. Unknown
- They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. Sir Francis Bacon
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