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Mrs Rani
Dr: Mrs Rani, Good News For You
Girl: What Do You Mean By Mrs Rani? I Am Miss Rani
Dr: Oh! Am Sorry Miss Rani, Bad NewsRating
Best Way To Impress a Girl
Boy To Gym Coach: I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?
Coach: Use The ATM Machine Outside The GymRating
Device That Converts Thoughts Into Speech
Ever Heard About The Device That Converts Your Precious Thoughts Into Speech?
It Is Called Wine (Sharaab) .Rating
Tragedies
1. Good Girls Are Not Good Looking.
2. Good Looking Girls Are Not Good Girls.
3. Good Looking And Good Girls Are Not Single.
4. Good Looking, Good And Single Girls Have Strong Brothers And Last Most Hurting.RatingAttitude
An Old Man's T-Shirt Had Words: I Am Not 60, I Am 18 With 42 Years Of ExperienceRatingTit For Tat
Pappu's Atittude In Exams.
They Give Me Questions Which I Don't Know.
So......
I Give Them Answers Which They Don't Know.
Why???
'Tit For Tat'Rating
My Girlfriend's Teeths
Boy Says To His Girlfriend In Romantic Mood.
Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars
Girl: Oh, Thanks, You Are So Cute, Are They That Much Pretty?
Boy Replied: No, Far Away From Each OtherRating
Clever Old Lady
An Old Lady Gave A Bus Driver Peanuts To Eat.
This Happened For Several Times.
One Day Driver Asked: Why You Giving Me Such Wonderful Peanuts? Why Dont You Eat Them Yourself?
Old Lady Replied: I Don't Have Teeth To Munch Them
Driver: Ohhh, Then Why You Bought Them?
Old Lady: I Just Love The Chocolate Around ThemRatingHow Would You Recognize Your Wife?
If You Are Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Best Answer Why The Hell Should I Recognize?RatingDo Not Lie in Front of Boss
Boss: We Are Very Keen On Cleanliness. Did You Wipe Your Feets On The Mat As You Came In?
New Employee: Yes, Sir
Boss: We Are Also Keen On Truthfulness. There Is No MatRatingWhat Is True Confidence?
A Junior In An Office Dialed His Boss Number By Mistake And Said
Send Me A Coffee To My Desk In 2 Minutes
Boss Shouted: Do You Know Who You Are Talking To?
Junior: 'No'
Boss: I Am The Boss Of This Office
Junior In The Same Tone: Do You Know Who You Are Talking To?
Boss: 'No'
Junior: Thank GodRatingPaper Was Tough, Really?
Dad: Why Didn't You Go For The Exam?
Son: Paper Was Tough
Dad: Without Going, How Did You Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked Two Days AgoRatingWhat Are These For?
Man Dies. In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.
He Asks Angel: What Are These For?
Angel Answers: These Are Lie Clocks, Every Person Has Lie Clock! Whenever You Lie On Earth, Clock Moves.
The Man Points Towards A Clock And Asks: Whose Clock Is This?
Angel Says: Its Mother Teresa's. It Never Moved, Showing That She Never Told Lie
The Man Asks: Where Is Indian Politician's Clock?
Angel Replies: That's In Our Office, We Use It As Table FanRatingWhich Animal Has Good Manners?
Question: Do You Know Which Animal Has Good Manners?
Answer: Cat Because It Always Ask Permission Before Coming Inside Mei Aau.RatingMen Are Like Bluetooth
Men Are Like Bluetooth
Always Connected When Wife Is Around
The Moment Wife Is Away
They Automatically Starts Searching For New DevicesRatingIf Animal Have Facebook.
If Animal Have Facebook.
These Are Most Likely To Be Their Status.
Cockroach: Managed To Skip From Someone's Foot Step Man, I Lead A Dangerous Life Style
Cat: My Seventh Child Is Asking Who Is Her Father? What Should I Tell Her? I Don't Even Remember
Chicken: If Tomorrow I Am Not Updating My Status. Means I Am Being Served At Kfc Love You All?
Octopus: I Have Just Refilled My Ink Hurrrrrrraaaayyy
Goat: Friends, Don't Go Outside, Eid Holiday Is ComingRatingHusband Is Like A Split AC
Husband Is Like A Split AC,
No Matter How Loud He Is Outside,
But Inside The House,
He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool & Controlled By Remote.RatingThe Whole World Will Look Colorful
If You Paint With Rs. 40,000 Royal Paint,
Your Home Will Look Colorful.
But If You Drink Rs.400/- Royal Stag,
The Whole World Will Look Colorful.RatingAt Your Age
Teacher: You Failure ! At Your Age Bill Gates Stood First In The Class
Student: Mind You, Sir, But At Your Age Hitler Committed SuicideRating
99.9% Girls Fail To Answer This Question
Do You Know That?
99.9% Girls Fail
To Give The Answer Of This Question.
And Now Its Your Turn
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Whats Your Cell Number ?Rating
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