Never waste a minute of your precious life by squandering it thinking about people you don't like
To become a spectator of one's own life is to escape the suffering of life. Oscar Wilde
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this Emo Phillips
Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him Paul Eldridge
When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page Bill Clinton (1946 - )
There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity Robertson Davies
People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust E. B. White (1899 - 1985)
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company Gian Vincenzo Gravina (1664 - 1718)
Everything you can imagine is real Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973)
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art Charles McCabe
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog Doug Larson
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier Blore's Razor
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out Steven Wright (1955 - )
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates Jay Leno (1950 - )
The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous Shana Alexander
I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me Chris Rapier
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007)
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)
Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
But what is the difference between literature and journalism? ...Journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. That is all Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
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