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Exams are like girls: Too Many Questions, Difficult to Understand, More explanation needed, Finally result is failed..!

 

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I asked my new girl friend what sort of books she's interested in.. She said Cheque Book..

 

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An Old man has 8 hair on his head. He went to Barber shop. Barber in anger asked: shall i cut or count ? Old man smiled and said: "Colour it!"

 

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A woman in labour suddenly shouted "Shouldn’t!, “Wouldn’t”, “Couldn’t, Didn’t, Can’t” “Don’t worry”, said the doc. “Those are just contractions”.

 

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

 

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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

 

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How come the liquor stores don’t have empty shelves? Don’t people understand that they will be quarantined with their spouses and kids?

 

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Breaking News : World Health Organization has issued a statement that animals can not transmit Corona and that all animals, including dogs, should be released from quarantine. ‘WHO Let the Dogs Out!!

 

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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

 

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It must have been a woman who invented the Corona Virus! NFL – cancelled Formel 1 – cancelled Bars – Closed Brothels – Closed You have to stay at home – With the wife Men – We are facing a hard time!

 

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In Time of Corona : I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received from the staff in the last 10 years.

 

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Don’t worry, the Corona Virus won’t last long… It was made in China.

 

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One company owner ask another. Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings? Bill Replies: Easy "30 employees and 20 parking spaces"

 

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After English Exam

How was the paper?
It was easy but question 5 confused me a lot. What was the question?

Question 5 wanted the past tense of 'think', I thought & thought & thought and end up with writing "Thinked"

 

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Why do we write 'etc' at the end in he exam?
Because it means
E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

 

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Mom: What are you doing?
Father: Recording Baby's Cry
Mom: Why?
Father: When he grows up I shall ask him what he meant by this....

 

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English Man : What is this?
Dukan Dar : This is Dahi
English Man : What is Dahi?
Dukan Dar : Milk Sleep at night and Morning become tight..

 

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A man boards a Kingfisher flight from Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right next to his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks "Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles.

 

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ITNI RAAT KO MAKEUP KYUN LAGA RAHI HO?
PHONE KO FACE LOCK SE LOCK KIYA THA AB WITHOUT MAKEUP UNLOCK NAHI HO RAHA.

 

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Why Love Maariage is better than arrange
Because "A Known Devil is better than an unknown Ghost"

 

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