Talking Wife! John: Why are sitting sadly? What happened?
Paul: My wife told me that she will not talk to me for 30 days.
John: Why, you should be happy about it!
Paul: I know, but you see, today is the 30th day!
Rest assured that honey can never be adulterated. If warm water is added, it will ferment. If any type of sugar syrup is added it will solidify. Also, the older the better.