You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.Thomas Jefferson
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. John Kenneth Galbraith
One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget. Franklin P. Jones
To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. George Orwell
Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true. H. L. Mencken
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. Clifton Fadiman
A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise. George Steiner
Never fight an inanimate object. P. J. O'Rourke
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.Rodney Dangerfield
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.George Bernard Shaw
The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men. George Eliot
The upper classes are... a nation's past; the middle class is its future.Ayn Rand
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?Ronnie Shakes
No man ever listened himself out of a job.Calvin Coolidge
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. Al Franken
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't? Don Marquis
I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.Michael Crichton
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting. Alan Dean Foster
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others. Unknown
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