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Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day. Unknown
When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained. Edward R. Murrow
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath. Dave Barry
The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. William James
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. Unknown.
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. Unknown
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time. You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. William Gibson
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. Abraham Maslow
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. Ambrose Bierce
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. Herb Caen
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. George Carlin
The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous. Shana Alexander
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.H. G. Wells
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. Doug Larson
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. Robert Frost
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. Simon Cameron
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. Bertrand Russell
Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody. Franklin P. Adams
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to. Franklin P. Jones
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