The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it's all that matters. Audrey Hepburn
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. Larry Hardiman
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. Voltaire
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. Jackie Mason
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.Charles M. Schulz
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.H. L. Mencken
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. Jackie Mason
To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody. Quentin Crisp
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't? Don Marquis
Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack. Richter cartoon caption
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...' Isaac Asimov
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. Samuel Johnson
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion. Abraham Lincoln
Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem. W. Somerset Maugham
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. W. C. Fields
No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately. Michel de Montaigne
The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him. Henry Stimson
I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution. Wernher von Braun
There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.Georges Clemenceau
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.Ronald Reagan
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