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A girl asks a boy: "Peter, how much do you love me?"

The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”

Boy nods, "Exactly!"


 
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A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. Next Christmas comes by and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?" the husband says, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!"
 
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Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?"
Son: "I don't have it."
Dad: "Why?"
Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
 
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Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."
Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."
 
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
 
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How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
 
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Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
 
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People of my age are busy with Relation, Break up and Patch ups. But I am still figuring out a way to wake up before 10 AM.
 
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Husband Shocked Wife Rocked

Couple had a fight one night going to bed

Husband says : Good Night Old Mother of Six Kids.

Wife Replies: Good Night Father of None.
 
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If a barber makes a mistake, it is a new style
If a politician makes a mistake, it is a new law
If a scientist makes a mistake, it is a new invention
If a Taylor makes a mistake, it is a new style
If a teacher makes a mistake, it is a new theory
But, if a student makes a mistake, it is a Mistake.
 
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They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups and could not move a wall.
But when I took 4 bottles of beers,
I saw the wall moving itself.
These scientists should better stop their lies.
 
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I asked why Wall of China is the wonder of the world!
Answer:It is the only thing made in China that lasted years.
 
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A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of Computer Hacking Investigator. The boss asked him: So, what makes you suitable for this job?
Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.
 
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My mom told me to
Turn down the volume of music on my computer Or else
She would smash my head on the keyboard.
But I did not believe jhyteqfgouy i77uufsrhg.
 
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If a paper comes very tough in exam,
Just close your eyes for a moment,
Take a deep breath and say loudly,
This is a very interesting subject; I want to study it again.
 
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1) I woke up
2) I went to school
3) I saw her
4) I ran to her, and I hugged her
5) I kissed her
Actually, the right order is 3, 4, 5, 1, 2
 
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A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs.
Blew my mind.
I've been his customer for years.
I had no idea he was a barber.
 
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In every love story, a girl supports her brother,
But a brother never supports his sister.
Because sister knows what love is and brother knows what boys are.
 
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I was in a cab today and the cab driver said,
I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.
Then I said, Turn Left.
 
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Today was my first day entering a court.
The judge shouted 'Order, Order!!'
I was so excited,
So I shouted back fried rice with chicken, five bottles of beer and a chilled glass of special ice mineral water.
I am now locked up in a dark room.
I am sure they will bring my order soon.
 
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