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What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
 
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Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: "Breathe, stupid!"
 
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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
 
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The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."
On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"
"Yes", the boy's mother answered.
"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.
"Who cares?" the mother replied.
 
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Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.
 
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I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
 
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The rotation of earth really makes my day.

 
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Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.

 
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
 
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Kid:Can I watch the TV?
Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on.
 
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Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
 
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Two Friends were driving down the road.
The person who is driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working.
So the friend looks out the window and says, "Yes. No. Yes. No."
 
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Giving Over respect to the Elders: I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus.
That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
 
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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
 
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
 
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What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
 
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
Copy paste...copy paste...
 
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
 
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
 
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
 
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