Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. Robert Byrne
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his. Franklin P. Jones
It's not the Destination but the Journey where you make Memories!Unknown
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. Gayathri
My reason, the physician to my love, angry that his prescriptions are not kept, hath left me. William Shakespeare
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae. Kurt Vonnegut
In the end, everything is a gag. Unknown
Thought is only a flash between two long nights, but this flash is everything. Henri Poincare
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth. Lillian Hellman
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. Rita Rudner
A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping. Kenneth Tynan
Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable. Anaa
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. Unknown
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. Unknown
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. Kin Hubbard
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Jay Leno
A book of quotations . . . can never be complete. Similar to human wants. Robert M. Hamilton
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. Unknown
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Sir Winston Churchill
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