Colleting Moths
A little boy walked up to the librarian to check out a book entitled `COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE FOR MOTHERS.' When the librarian asked him if it was for his mother, he answered "No".
Then why are you checking it out?"Because",said the boy,beaming from ear to ear,.."I just started collecting moths last month!".Rating
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get back your wife, your dog, your truck...Rating
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. Itfunctions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right fromthe time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examinationhall.RatingSpecial offer..
Bring a chit on exam day,
scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and
win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only..RatingHEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?"Rating
Saints and Students
Long Back,
People Who Sacrificed Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot
Their Family Were Called Saints.
But Now They are Called
"Students"RatingTo be a good Proffessional,
always start 2 study late 4 "EXAMs".
Because it teaches u ..
how to manage "TIME" and tackle "EMERGENCIES"!!RatingNew exam pattern
1. General students : Ans ALL questions
2. OBC : Write ANY question.
3. SC : Read ONLY questions.
4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam.RatingExam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,
Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,
Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr
n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr askedRatingClass Rooms are Like Train
1st 2 Benches R Executive Coaches
Reserved 4 VIP
Mid 2 Gen Compartment
N Last 2 R Sleeper Class.Rating7 things Students do during Exams preparation:
1) Sleeping.
2) Eating.
3) Sms.
4) Watch Movies.
5) Chat with Friendz.
6) Dream Of Touching Books.
7) Asking Others "Kuch Padha Kya"..Rating
ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:
They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.RatingHead or Tail
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
Head, I go to sleep.
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll studyRatingExaminer:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's cheating material today.RatingWhen we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, please cover your answer sheetRatingThe shortest relation
in life is between
Student & Books.
They get commited couple
of Days before exam.
&
After exam..
Break Up ..Rating
Height of hope?
Whats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holding d question paper in hand
n telling urself
dude,don't worry.
Exams will get postponed!RatingExams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!RatingSAY NO TO EXAMS.
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.RatingYo mama is so stupid that when she tried to buy shoes on-line she got her credit card stuck in the floppy disk drive.Rating
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