Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"
"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."Rating
Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer.RatingTeacher: People of blood group A can only take blood from donors of “A†group blood and People of blood group B can only take blood from donors of “B†group blood. But some can accept blood from any group and who are they?
Student: (Thought for a few seconds and reply) Madam, it’s MOSQUITOES.RatingTeacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.RatingStudent: Wish you happy Techer’s day sir.
Sir: Who are you?
Student: I am one of your old students.
Sir: Write ‘Teacher’ ten times.RatingSir: Today’s topic is Photosynthesis
Student: Okay sir.
Sir: Tell me, what’s Photosynthesis?
Student: Today’s topic.RatingPatient: Doctor, I couldn’t hear anything
Doctor: How long this problem happens?
Patient: It starts just one week ago
Doctor: Don’t worry. you are perfectly alright.
Patient: How you come to this conclusion?
Doctor: Because you answer my questions…!RatingA Doctor and an Engineer love the same girl.
Doctor: Every day I give a rose to her
Best 15 Funny Conversations Between Doctor And PatientEngineer: But, every day I give an apple to her
Doctor: Why you give an apple to her?
Engineer: An apple a day keeps a doctor away.
Doctor: ?!?!RatingJack: Doctor, my wife drunk a liter of petrol. What can I do?
Doctor: Ask her to run 60Km. Then it’ll be alright.RatingDoctor: I have some bad news and very bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Patient: Tell me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your lab report came and it said you have only 24 hours to live.
Patient: What the hell? Nothing could be worse than this news. So what is the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday..!
Patient: ?!?!?!RatingDoctor: You have a heart problem. So, throw away anything which makes you feel bad.
Patient: So, Can I throw your hospital charges bill?
Doctor: ???RatingWife: Doctor, my husband talking every night while he sleeping.
Doctor: You must allow him to talk at the day times.RatingDave: Kane, I have a bad news
Kane: Me too.
Dave: What’s that?
Kane: Tracy cheated on me.
Dave: Oh, then I have a good news.
Kane: What?
Dave: I hit her with my car.RatingMark: Hey dude, what’s up?
Harry: Nothing much buddy. How’s everything with you?
Mark: All good. Yesterday I went to a 7-star Hotel restaurant.
Harry: Wow, that’s amazing buddy. I missed it.
Mark: It’s not amazing.
Harry: Why, what happened?
Mark: When I was there, I really needed to pass gas.
Harry: And?
Mark: The music was really loud, so I did it.
Harry: And?
Mark: I realized I was listening to my iPod.
Harry: hahaha hahahaRatingI visited my EX girlfriend and she gave me food.
After a few second their dog came in and started to jump over and I said “this dog loves visitorsâ€
A child replied, “No! No! Uncle, the problem is that you are using its plateâ€.RatingI don’t know why it hurts when we bite our tongue mistakenly.
But it didn’t hurt when we bite it intentionally.
And I still don’t understand why you are biting your tongue now.Rating
I was in a cab today and the cab driver said,
“I love my job, I’m my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.â€
Then I said, “Turn Leftâ€.RatingMy Girlfriend broke up with me.
She thinks that I am childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.RatingToday I saw two blind people fighting,
then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knifeâ€,
they both ran away.RatingThose who are single, Let’s sing this song together:
Single bells
Single bells
Single all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch
those couples fight all day. Yay…Rating
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