A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital and she timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator responded, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the patient's name and room number?"
The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone.
"Oh, good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal. And her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me anything."Rating
When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.Rating
Boy : My father name is laughing and my mother name is Smiling.
Teacher: YOumust be Kidding
Boy: No, thats my brother. I am joking.RatingTeacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?"
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.RatingHow can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.Rating"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"RatingMother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"
"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."RatingTeacher: Why your paper is blank?
Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer.RatingTeacher: People of blood group A can only take blood from donors of “A†group blood and People of blood group B can only take blood from donors of “B†group blood. But some can accept blood from any group and who are they?
Student: (Thought for a few seconds and reply) Madam, it’s MOSQUITOES.RatingTeacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.RatingStudent: Wish you happy Techer’s day sir.
Sir: Who are you?
Student: I am one of your old students.
Sir: Write ‘Teacher’ ten times.RatingSir: Today’s topic is Photosynthesis
Student: Okay sir.
Sir: Tell me, what’s Photosynthesis?
Student: Today’s topic.RatingPatient: Doctor, I couldn’t hear anything
Doctor: How long this problem happens?
Patient: It starts just one week ago
Doctor: Don’t worry. you are perfectly alright.
Patient: How you come to this conclusion?
Doctor: Because you answer my questions…!RatingA Doctor and an Engineer love the same girl.
Doctor: Every day I give a rose to her
Best 15 Funny Conversations Between Doctor And PatientEngineer: But, every day I give an apple to her
Doctor: Why you give an apple to her?
Engineer: An apple a day keeps a doctor away.
Doctor: ?!?!RatingJack: Doctor, my wife drunk a liter of petrol. What can I do?
Doctor: Ask her to run 60Km. Then it’ll be alright.RatingDoctor: I have some bad news and very bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Patient: Tell me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your lab report came and it said you have only 24 hours to live.
Patient: What the hell? Nothing could be worse than this news. So what is the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday..!
Patient: ?!?!?!RatingDoctor: You have a heart problem. So, throw away anything which makes you feel bad.
Patient: So, Can I throw your hospital charges bill?
Doctor: ???RatingWife: Doctor, my husband talking every night while he sleeping.
Doctor: You must allow him to talk at the day times.RatingDave: Kane, I have a bad news
Kane: Me too.
Dave: What’s that?
Kane: Tracy cheated on me.
Dave: Oh, then I have a good news.
Kane: What?
Dave: I hit her with my car.RatingMark: Hey dude, what’s up?
Harry: Nothing much buddy. How’s everything with you?
Mark: All good. Yesterday I went to a 7-star Hotel restaurant.
Harry: Wow, that’s amazing buddy. I missed it.
Mark: It’s not amazing.
Harry: Why, what happened?
Mark: When I was there, I really needed to pass gas.
Harry: And?
Mark: The music was really loud, so I did it.
Harry: And?
Mark: I realized I was listening to my iPod.
Harry: hahaha hahahaRating
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