If Animal Have Facebook.
If Animal Have Facebook.
These Are Most Likely To Be Their Status.
Cockroach: Managed To Skip From Someone's Foot Step Man, I Lead A Dangerous Life Style
Cat: My Seventh Child Is Asking Who Is Her Father? What Should I Tell Her? I Don't Even Remember
Chicken: If Tomorrow I Am Not Updating My Status. Means I Am Being Served At Kfc Love You All?
Octopus: I Have Just Refilled My Ink Hurrrrrrraaaayyy
Goat: Friends, Don't Go Outside, Eid Holiday Is ComingRating
Husband Is Like A Split AC
Husband Is Like A Split AC,
No Matter How Loud He Is Outside,
But Inside The House,
He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool & Controlled By Remote.Rating
The Whole World Will Look Colorful
If You Paint With Rs. 40,000 Royal Paint,
Your Home Will Look Colorful.
But If You Drink Rs.400/- Royal Stag,
The Whole World Will Look Colorful.RatingAt Your Age
Teacher: You Failure ! At Your Age Bill Gates Stood First In The Class
Student: Mind You, Sir, But At Your Age Hitler Committed SuicideRating
99.9% Girls Fail To Answer This Question
Do You Know That?
99.9% Girls Fail
To Give The Answer Of This Question.
And Now Its Your Turn
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Whats Your Cell Number ?RatingTruth About Wife
Questions: What Is The Difference Between A Man Who Is Buying A Lottery Ticket And
A Man Who Is Arguing With His Wife?
Answer: Lottery Ticket Buyer Has Still Some Chances To Win.Rating
How Was The Trip?
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Your Ticket Get Your Wife's Ticket Free.
After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip?RatingDid You Clean Out The Refrigerator?
A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid,
Woman: Did You Clean Out The Refrigerator As I Told You?
Maid: Yes, Mam, And Everything Was Very TastyRating
How To Save Girlfriend's Number In Mobile
A Great Idea.
Please Save Your Girlfriends Number As Battery Low
So, Whenever She Calls & You Are Not Around,
Your Wife Plugs Your Phone To Charger Unknowingly.RatingAstrologer 1 : you must marry only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
Astrologer 2 : shall I marry two 16years old girls.RatingMy Bad Day
I Was In The Restaurant Yesterday When I Suddenly Realized,
I Desperately Needed To Pass Gas. The Music Was Really, Really Loud,
So I I Timed My Gas With The Beat Of The Music.
After A Couple Of Songs, I Started To Feel Better. I Finished My Coffee,
And Noticed That Everybody Was Staring At Me.
Then I Suddenly Remembered That I Was Listening To My iPod.. :(RatingWhn I call my lover, & she doesnt ans; its not a big deal!
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When she calls me & I dont answer;its like world war III.RatingMother-in-law : god has given 2 eyes.Can't u remove a few stones 4m rice?
Daughter-in-law: very funny!god has given u 32 teeth can't u chew few stones!?RatingInnocent Child Doing Business
A Little Boy Was Selling Parachutes.
Little Boy: Buy This Parachute And Land Safely On The Ground During Emergency
Customer: What If This Does Not Open When Needed?
Little Boy: You'll Get Your Money BackRatingI Do Not Want To Marry
Man 1: I Do Not Want To Marry Because I Am Afraid Of All Women
Man 2: Get Marry Soon Then U'll Be Afraid Of Only One And Start Loving OtherRatingI'm Dying
Husband SMS His Wife: Hi, What You Doing Darling?
Wife: I'm Dying
Husband Jumps With Joy But Types: Oh My Dear, How Can I Live Without You?
Wife: You Idiot I'm Dying My Hair
Husband: Bloody EnglishRatingWhere The Hell Are You?
An Angry Wife To Her Husband On Phone: Where The Hell Are You?
Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace And Totally Fell In Love With It & I Didn't Have Money That Time & I Said Baby It'll Be Yours One Day Yeah, I Remember That My Love'
Husband: I'm In The Barber Shop Just Next To That ShopRatingHow Many Cats Will You Have?
Teacher: If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?
Pappu: 'Seven Sir'
Teacher: No, Listen Carefully. If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?
Pappu: 'Seven'
Teacher: Let Me Put It To You Differently. If I Gave You 2 Apples, And Another 2 Apples And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?
Pappu: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2,How Many Will You Have?
Pappu: 'Seven!!!
Very Angry Teacher: Where Do You Get Seven From
Very Angry Pappu: Because I Already Have One At HomeRatingHeart Touching Lines By A Chain Smoker:
I Trust On Cigarettes More Than Girls,
Because, I Am Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart.RatingA Wrong Decisions
Wife Comes Home Late At Night From A Party And Quietly Opens The Door To Her Bedroom.
From Under The Blanket She Sees Four Legs Instead Of Two!
She Reaches For A Baseball Bat And Starts Hitting The Blanket As Hard As She Can.
Once She's Done, She Goes To The Kitchen To Have A Drink.
As She Enters, She Sees Her Husband There, Reading A Magazine.
Hi Darling He Says Your Parents Have Come To Visit Us, So I Let Them Stay In Our Bedroom, Hope You Have Said Hello To Them.Rating
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