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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
What should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

 

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Desktop Engineer
Desktop Engineer and angry wife were Fighting..
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Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!

 

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When you sit in front

Do u know what does the computer
think of you when u sit in front
of it
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INTEL Inside.
IDIOT Outside

 

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Wife What Is $1000 For Me

Wife:What is 10 years with me..
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me..
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

 

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Mother Tongue
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to
speak..!

 

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What Is An Idiot?
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

 

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Everything mommy asked?

One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, "Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mommy asked?"

In one voice they all replied, "You, Daddy"

 

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No Service Charge
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary in Office. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."

 

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Funny Women
Post Master in a post office told to a woman,"You have to put
another stamp on this letter as it is too heavy.
The woman replied, How would an extra stamp make it lighter."

 

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Left and Right
Ur brain is special.
It has 2 parts LEFT and RIGHT.
In right, nothing LEFT.
In left, nothing RIGHT.

 

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Newton's Law
Teacher: Chintu, can you tell me NEWTON law
Chintu: Sure sir but i have remembered only the last lines Sir.
Teacher: Not a problem tell me those.
Chintu: and This is called Newton's law !!!

 

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What is the Day of Judgment?

When Valentine's Day and Raksha Bandhan fall on the same day.

 

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"Teacher : Tell me four members of cat family.
Student : Mother ,father,sister and brother. "

 

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Idiot In Suspense
Ajay: Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Sunny: No, tell me how?
Ajay: I will tell you next week.

 

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Look At Me
Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.

 

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Girls Are Virus
They ENTER ur Life

SCAN ur pockets

TRANSFER money

EDIT ur mind

DOWNLOAD their problems

DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4ever

 

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Great English by a student

teacher :u got 0 in your english papers

student: unpossiple

 

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On T-ShirtA line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
...................*************
OF THEM.

 

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Song Dedication
Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card
of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur"
Radio jocky : How honest .so you want to return his purse?
Tintumon : no," i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him

 

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MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
A Beautiful Girl puts her finger
near Hotel MANAGER lips
MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
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GIRL:Tell ur BOSS there is NO TISSUE paper in ur TOILET

 

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