Boy jumps first..
Girl closed her eyes and returned back saying "Love is blind"
Boy in air opens his parachute and says "True love never dies."Rating
Jackson: Now i want to know why after Eating Fish, people do not drink
water..
Suzie: Why so.
Jackson: Because people fear that fish will start swimming in their StomachRatingSleeping tablets
Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets.
Woman: When will he have these.
Doctor: It's for you, not for himRating
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl..
April 1 U Know Why..
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April FooooollRatingHubby : Darling years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife : Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it is 1.5ltr.RatingPositive
A Medical Student wrote a LOVE LETTER with his BLOOD to his Medical crush n wrote in end " I WANT ANSWER OF THIS"
Next Day she answered
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Your Blood Group is "O" PositiveRatingGood at Maths
'Dr. Smith is checking a little boy named Tom.
Placing the stethoscope he said,
'Naughty boy, now take a long breath and say Five, three times.'
Tom is great at math. He always gets 100 out of 100. He said quickly, 'Doctor, its 15!!RatingProfit and Loss
Wife asks: Why is that in all marriages the bride sits on the left & groom sits on the right side.
Husband Reply: Have you ever seen a profit and loss statement?
It follows the same logic. All income is posted on the right side and expenses on the left side.RatingNew Generation
Facebook: Last seen 8 secs ago.
Wats app: Last seen 4 secs ago.
Text book: Last seen 8 months ago..
:)Rating
Once a man ran to the Doctor,'
My wife accidentally drank some petrol. Now she is running in the house. What should I do?'
Doctor: Show her stop signal.RatingExam Hall
sir : if any dought ask me
student : sir, in question paper question is there but in answer paper no answer is thereRatingWife Isn'T In The Car
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"Rating
Celebrating An Event
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."RatingNew style of break up:
A boy gifted a diwali rocket to GF.
GF: What the hell is this?
Boy: u wanted stars na now sit on dis n get lost!RatingLove Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die,
I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy!"
"Yes, I know that. I've suffered all these years; so let him suffer now."RatingTim: You know Jim; foolish people believe everything without any doubt.
Jim: Do you have any doubt about it?
Tim: Nope.RatingYou are one very lucky lady!
Manfred is riding a bicycle and he accidently hits an older woman
Johnny: You are one very lucky lady!
Old lady: Why?
Johnny: Usually I drive a truckRatingAll Hua...
A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kya-HuaRatingINTERESTING FACT
A Woman Worries Until She Gets A Husband,
A Man Never Worries About The Future Until He Gets A WifeRatingGreat lines By Bus Conductor
"change cannot be given to you everytime."
"You only Must Bring d Change..."
Great lines said by...
Bus Conductor...Rating
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