Made for each other
Relationship is easy when spouses know each other. There are two examples:
1) A husband comes home after attending a club meeting. He tells his wife, Dear there was a drinking competition after the meeting today.His wife spontaneously asks, Who's got the second position?
2) A wife tells her husband, Dear there was a letter to you. It's written on the envelope, Private and confidential.
The husband casually asks, What was written inside?"
Great understanding of each otherRating
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wifes.(Wives)
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!
Feel the difference & decide
Disclaimer:
Sender is not having any such experience and not responsible for any side effects..Rating
Never approach..
- A bull from front
- A donkey from behind &
- An angry wife from any direction.!!Rating
A man whatapps his wife., and asked,
"Honey, if you see me on the street holding another woman, what will you do?"
The wife smiled and answered,
"I will close one eye and open one eye."
The husband said, "wow honey, I never knew you are so sporting ".
Later his wife send this picture to him.RatingDoctor: Have you ever struggled pneumonia in your life before.
Patient: Yes Doctor once I have.
Doctor: When
Patient: In school when the teacher asked its spelling.
RatingTeacher: Johnny, please use the words letter carrier in a sentence.
Johnny: Yes, ma'am. 'My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.RatingThree reasons to give Exams
1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores youRatingThe most funniest situation in student's life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say wind up your papersRatingTeacher:tell me ur name in english?
Stdnt:after 2 min Long Life Oven
Teacher:iska kia matlb hai?
Stdnt:Umer Daraz BhattiRatingTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?
One Student: Because George One Student: Because George still had the axe in is hand.RatingBhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant hoti hai, aur uski maa bole:
HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?RatingPatient to Nurse: I Don't Want To Get Well Because I Love U and I want see u everyday!
Nurse : U won't get well either, bcoz doctor has seen u kissing me & he loves me too!RatingOnce a passenger was coming out of airport.
As there was huge rush the security guard told Passenger 'WAIT SIR'.
For which Passenger replied 65Kgs and moved onRatingMother to Johnny: how was your exam, is all questions difficult?
Johnny: No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble !RatingMan: How did you compromise with your wife?
Husband: She came to me on her feet.
Man: and what she said?
Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything..RatingOnce old man asks:
When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why.
But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!RatingPappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
tongue.?
Dad: Very long!Rating
Side effect of teaching!
A Teacher Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
khany ka Syllabus Lana Zara
Dedicated 2 TeachersRatingTeacher:tell me ur name in english?
Stdnt:after 2 min Long Life Oven
Teacher:iska kia matlb hai?
Stdnt:Umer Daraz BhattiRatingMy wife gifted me chocolates on chocolate day, roses on rose day...
I seriously have high expectations for Women's day.Rating
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