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Men will always be Men 😉
Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra.
Their guide explained to them that they might see some pretty ladies on the way
and they should not get distracted at all.
When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on.
Next day they started the yatra and
one of the men in the group said- "HARI OM"
and rest of them - "WHERE WHERE!"Rating
45yr man asks wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?
Wife: "No not at all darling,its harmless, even dogs chase cars but they cant Drive!RatingWife casually calls husband at office one afternoon:
💃Wife : Hi, how are u
😎Husband: Mmmm....i am fine.
💃Wife : What did you eat for lunch?
😎Husband : Oh Ho....every day keep asking the same questions. What did you eat, whom did you meet, what did you listen to..".
💃Wife: Oh!! Ok Ok, tell me how should RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the Money Markets? And what should be the role of Finance Ministry to control inward Foreign remittances? ??
😎Husband : (after few seconds silence).... I had sambar rice, salad n curd rice with pickle".
....... Dedicated to those husbands who still underestimate intelligence of their wivesRatingTo all the Ladies of this World--
The greatest problem with wives is that...
They listen half,
understand quarter,
think zero,
react double
and remember forever.RatingGuide: I welcome you all to
Niagara Falls.. These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now I request the indian ladies to keep quiet
so that we can hear the NiagaraRatingYou need to call a woman twice.
First time that she could find the phone in her bag,
second - to answerRatingSmart Wife to Husband...
Will you take me out for shopping in the evening?.....
Your options are...
A~YES...
B~A
C~BRatingThe Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced: " Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life. Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and said...... My daughter has finally returned my Credit Card to me!!!" 💳
The whole audience burst into laughter😄😄.....
But one was in complete silence...
The GroomRatingMy husband asked me " what are you doing today?".
I said " nothing".
he said " but you did that yesterday ".
I said " So what
I could not finish it yesterday. "RatingFriend 1 : What are you doing bro??
Friend 2 : Just finished Dinner with wife... and now holding Scotch...
Friend 1 : wow which... Black Label or Red Label???
Friend 2 : "Scotch Brite"
Utensil cleaner...RatingWomen are like salt. Their presence isn't remembered, their but absence makes everything tasteless..
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And they also raise your blood pressure.RatingWife:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Wife:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Wife:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary!)
Wife:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Wife:
So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?
Man:
Correct
Wife:
If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?
Man:
Correct
Wife:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Wife:
No.
Man:
Where's your Ferrari ??RatingDid u know the Meaning of this words :-
🔲News = North East West. South.
Chess = Chariot,Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.
Joke = Joy of Kids Entertainment.
🔲Aim = Ambition in Mind.
Date = Day and Time Evolution.
Eat = Energy And Taste.
🔲Tea = Taste And Energy Admitted.
Pen = Power Enriched in Nib.
🔲Smile = Sweet Memories In Lips Expression.
Bye = Be with You Everytime.
Kindly share these meanings as majority of us don't know these...RatingSafety Tip 4 Winters !!
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Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water..
&
throw
water on d mirror
&
say..
" Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!! "X_X =D:pRatingWife runs home saying:
"Pack your bags honey, I have won a 5 crore lottery"
Excited Hubby:"Do I pack for the beach or the hills?
Wife:"Who cares!
Just pack & get lost"RatingSmart Wife to Husband...
Will you take me out for dinner in the evening?.....
Your options are...
A~YES...
B~A
C~BRatingIf a man listens to u in less than 5 minutes then he is ur dad.
If a man listens to u in 15 minutes then he is ur brother.
If a man listens to u in 30 minutes then he is ur son.
If a man listens to u in 1 hour then he is ur boy friend.
And ultimately
If a man pretends to listens to u all the time but does not remember a word of what u said no matter how important, then he is....???????
Yes , Yes....
You are correct!!!!!!
HE IS DEAF
And you thought he is Husband....
Not every time its HUSBANDRating*WOMEN NEVER LIE*
While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents that,
" I will keep your daughter very happy for life time "
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents....??????
No..... because women don't lieRatingA man was being interviewed for a post of a commando in Army..
Interviewer : We want a person with suspicious mind, always alert, merciless, ready to attack,
acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly having a killer instinct..!!
do you think you are eligible..??
Man : Sir.... Can my wife apply..Rating
Baccha ~ Papa Mard Kisse Kehte Hai ?
Papa ~ Uss Powerful Insaan Ko Jo Ghar Par Hukoomat Karta Hai ..
Baccha ~ Me Bhee Badaa Hokkar Mummy Ki Tarrah Mard Banunga ..Rating
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