They say you can't get a decent job without education. But look at Albert Einstein he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the Moon!
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A girl asks a boy: "Peter, how much do you love me?"
The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."
The girl is confused, But it's morning, there are no stars?
Boy nods, "Exactly!"
RatingWhy are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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A man was watching a DVD at home.. and jor jor se cheekhne laga ...
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Ghode par se mat utar.. Pagal mat utar..
Its a trap!! Its a trap!!
you will die..
Wife asked: what are you watching?
Husband replied: Our wedding DVD!!RatingHusband = Mere marne ke baad kya tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Wife = Nahin, main apni behen ke saath rahungi or aap?
Husband = Main bhi tumhari behen ke saath rahunga .RatingConveying is an art
Wife : I have a good news and a bad news
Husband : I am very busy Just give me good news
Wife : the airbags worked properly in our new AudiRatingHusband : Where did you go?
Wife : Mall for shopping.
H : what did you purchase then?
W : One hair band and 45 selfiesRatingPati : Mohabbat agar andhi hai to shadi kya hai.
Patni : Shadi aankhon ka operation hai.RatingA bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.RatingI woke up this morning with a string tied around my finger and I haven't a clue why I put it there...
I better check my notes, it might be something important!
Now if I could just remember where I put my notes...Rating
A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say 'bye'300 times.Rating
My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospital, entered a patient's room to draw blood. Noticing an apple on his nightstand, she 
remarked, An apple a day keeps 
the doctor away, right?
That's true, he agreed. I haven't seen a doctor in three days.RatingMy mother was rushed to the 
hospital following a serious tumble. There the staff placed a band around her wrist with large letters warning: Fall Risk.
Unimpressed, Mom said to me, I'll have them know I'm a winter, spring, and summer risk too.RatingTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.Rating
Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother's.
Student: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.RatingTeacher asked George: How can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.RatingThe students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: Take only ONE. God is watching.
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, Take all you want. God is watching the apples.RatingA man talking to God:
The man: God, how long is a million years?
God: To me, it's about a minute.
The man: God, how much is a million dollars?
God: To me it's a penny.
The man: God, may I have a penny?
God: Wait a minute.RatingTwo factory workers talking:
Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.
Man: And how would you do that?
Woman: Just wait and see. She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
Boss comes in: What are you doing?
Woman: I'm a light bulb.
Boss: You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.
The man starts to follow her and the boss says: Where are you going?
The man says: I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.Rating"What Is The Biggest Benefit Of Having A Crush In The Same College Where You Study?" . . . . . . . . . Answer: "100% Attendance."Rating
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