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Ek Pagal: Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai, Doosra: Dikha di na usne apni auqat Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga.

 

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Marriage is a 3 ring circus. engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering....

 

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3 chor Pappu, Billu aur Aaloou police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye... Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari... Pappu bola: bow bow.... Police wala: Isme kutta hai. Fir dusri bori par lat mari.. Billu bola: meow meow... Policewala: Isme billi hai... Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi... Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Aaloo zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo... Aaloo kabhi bolta hai kya??

 

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I dont care what people think of me.. Atleast mosquitoes find me attractive...

 

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Ek Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha
uski biwi boli: kya kar rahe ho
kanjus bola: Dettol gir gaya tha
socha q barbad karu haat chir ke lagalu

 

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Exams are like girls: Too Many Questions, Difficult to Understand, More explanation needed, Finally result is failed..!

 

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I asked my new girl friend what sort of books she's interested in.. She said Cheque Book..

 

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An Old man has 8 hair on his head. He went to Barber shop. Barber in anger asked: shall i cut or count ? Old man smiled and said: "Colour it!"

 

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A woman in labour suddenly shouted "Shouldn’t!, “Wouldn’t”, “Couldn’t, Didn’t, Can’t” “Don’t worry”, said the doc. “Those are just contractions”.

 

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

 

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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

 

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How come the liquor stores don’t have empty shelves? Don’t people understand that they will be quarantined with their spouses and kids?

 

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Breaking News : World Health Organization has issued a statement that animals can not transmit Corona and that all animals, including dogs, should be released from quarantine. ‘WHO Let the Dogs Out!!

 

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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

 

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It must have been a woman who invented the Corona Virus! NFL – cancelled Formel 1 – cancelled Bars – Closed Brothels – Closed You have to stay at home – With the wife Men – We are facing a hard time!

 

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In Time of Corona : I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received from the staff in the last 10 years.

 

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Don’t worry, the Corona Virus won’t last long… It was made in China.

 

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One company owner ask another. Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings? Bill Replies: Easy "30 employees and 20 parking spaces"

 

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After English Exam

How was the paper?
It was easy but question 5 confused me a lot. What was the question?

Question 5 wanted the past tense of 'think', I thought & thought & thought and end up with writing "Thinked"

 

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Why do we write 'etc' at the end in he exam?
Because it means
E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

 

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