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I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. Ludwig Wittgenstein


No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. Elbert Hubbard


A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. Wilson Mizner


The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. H. L. Mencken


Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. Woody Allen


Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. Sir Ralph Richardson


An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens. Robert Benchley


The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away. Ronald Reagan


There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. Don Herold


What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people? Unknown


A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. P. J. O'Rourke


I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand. Sir Edward Appleton


I'm as pure as the driven slush. Tallulah Bankhead


Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. Erica Jong


Is there life before death?Graffito


Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. Bill Vaughan


A cult is a religion with no political power. Tom Wolfe


I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Bernard M. Baruch


A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. Bert Leston Taylor


There are no whole truths; all truths are half- truths. It is trying to treat them as whole truths that plays the devil. Alfred North Whitehead

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