A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat. Katharine Whitehorn
We always like those who admire us; we do not always like those whom we admire. Unknown
The phrase "action speaks louder than words," is most easily proven by a swift kick to the genitals. Devin J. Monroe
The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
Nancy Astor The best way out is always through. Robert Frost
If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue. Unknown
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. Unknown
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. B. F. Skinner
Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking. Clement Atlee
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home. David Frost
Furious activity is no substitute for understanding. H. H. Williams
Getting caught is the mother of invention. Robert Byrne
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Unknown
A poem is never finished, only abandoned. Paul Valery
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.Ian Fleming
There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge. Bertrand Russell
The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.Napoleon Bonaparte
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? Woody Allen
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere. Unknown
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure. John D. Rockefeller
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