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The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. Bertrand Russell
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Unknown
At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are caves in which we hide. F. Scott Fitzgerald
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle. Ken Hakuta
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. William G. McAdoo
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time. Willem de Kooning
Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable. Trey Parker and Matt Stone
A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping. Kenneth Tynan
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth. Lillian Hellman
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? Clarence Darrow
War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory. Georges Clemenceau
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. John Ciardi
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. Quentin Crisp
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. William S. Burroughs
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Carl Zwanzig
The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. Bill Nye
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. John Benfield
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. Ernest Haskins
Love has no place in a lawyer's office. Elizabeth Aston
The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards. Arthur Koestler
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