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Q: Why don't men do laundry?

A: Because the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
 
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
“Breathe, man! Breathe!”
 
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If you really want your friend to remember you, lend some money from them.
 
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My girlfriend isn’t talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.

I’m not sure how I did that – I didn’t even know it was her birthday…
 
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Stages of marriage

Mad for each other...
Made for each other...
Mad at each other....
Mad b'coz of each other.
 
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Definition Of Happy Couple
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants
 
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
 
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Wife: "Darling Let's Enjoy our Saturday and Sunday"!
Husband: "Good Idea!, Let's meet on Monday....!"
 
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A smart wife's note for the husband

Husband:I am going out with my friends for dinner.
Wife:Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh.
 
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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
 
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I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.


 
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A girl asks a boy: "Peter, how much do you love me?"

The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”

Boy nods, "Exactly!"


 
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A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. Next Christmas comes by and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?" the husband says, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!"
 
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Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?"
Son: "I don't have it."
Dad: "Why?"
Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
 
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Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."
Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."
 
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
 
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How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
 
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Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
 
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People of my age are busy with Relation, Break up and Patch ups. But I am still figuring out a way to wake up before 10 AM.
 
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Husband Shocked Wife Rocked

Couple had a fight one night going to bed

Husband says : Good Night Old Mother of Six Kids.

Wife Replies: Good Night Father of None.
 
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