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My Karma ran over your dogma. Unknown
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Thomas Jefferson
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. H. L. Mencken
They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse. Emily Dickinson
There are grammatical errors even in his silence. Stanislaw J. Lec
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. Voltaire
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up. Eve Babitz
The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin. Heinrich Heine
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. Clive James
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Ogden Nash
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile. Albert Schweitzer
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. Walter Bagehot
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature. Tom Robbins
The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.J. Paul Getty
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. Milton Friedman
Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source. Ron Nesen
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. Will Rogers
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. Henry Kissinger
If you don't know what to do, call the media and at least give the appearance of doing something. David Peterson
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