People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness. Heather Armstrong
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Noel Coward
Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears. Robert W. Sarnoff
A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. Donald Trump
There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise. Abhis
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong. Abhis
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. Sam Brown
Some things have to be believed to be seen. Unknown
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks
Life is an unbroken succession of false situations. Unknown
No wise man ever wished to be younger. Jonathan Swift
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself. Thomas Mann
There is no good lighting that is healthy and for our well being without proper darkness. Roger van der Heide
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces. Maureen Murphy
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. Andre Maurois
The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand. Lewis Thomas
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. Jerome K. Jerome
The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish. Robert Jackson
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. Andy Gibb
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