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HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?"
 
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Saints and Students
Long Back,
People Who Sacrificed Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot
Their Family Were Called Saints.

But Now They are Called
"Students"
 
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To be a good Proffessional,

always start 2 study late 4 "EXAMs".

Because it teaches u ..

how to manage "TIME" and tackle "EMERGENCIES"!!
 
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New exam pattern
1. General students : Ans ALL questions
2. OBC : Write ANY question.
3. SC : Read ONLY questions.
4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam.
 
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Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,
Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,
Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr
n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked
 
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Class Rooms are Like Train
1st 2 Benches R Executive Coaches
Reserved 4 VIP
Mid 2 Gen Compartment
N Last 2 R Sleeper Class.
 
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7 things Students do during Exams preparation:
1) Sleeping.
2) Eating.
3) Sms.
4) Watch Movies.
5) Chat with Friendz.
6) Dream Of Touching Books.
7) Asking Others "Kuch Padha Kya"..
 
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ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:
They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

 
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Head or Tail
A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
Head, I go to sleep.

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study
 
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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's cheating material today.
 
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When we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, please cover your answer sheet
 
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The shortest relation
in life is between
Student & Books.
They get commited couple
of Days before exam.
&
After exam..
Break Up ..
 
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Height of hope?
Whats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holding d question paper in hand
n telling urself
dude,don't worry.
Exams will get postponed!
 
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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
 
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SAY NO TO EXAMS.
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
 
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she tried to buy shoes on-line she got her credit card stuck in the floppy disk drive.
 
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Married men/single men
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
 
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I Love You
A Women is Sitting at Home on the Couch with her husband and she says "I Love You". He asks "Is that you or Wine talking"? She replies "its me talking to wine".
 
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New Born Babies
Three men were at a hospital waiting for their babies to be born. The nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations, you just had twins!". He said, "That's wild because I work for Twin Gates Electric Company". Another nurse comes in and tells the second man, "Congratulations, you just had triplets!". He said, "Man, that's uncanny because I work for 3M company." Upon hearing all this, the third man gets up from his chair and starts toward the door. The nurse says, "Wait sir, your wife has not had her baby yet. Where are you going?". The man replied, "Hell lady, I'm leaving while I can....I work for 7Up!!".
 
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Happiest marriagesTwo bachelors were talking about their respective choice of life partner. One friend said,'It is generally said that people with opposite characteristics make the happiest marriages. What is your opinion ?

The friend replied,'Yes, they are right. That is why I am looking for a girl with a money!'
 
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