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Teacher:tell me ur name in english?
Stdnt:after 2 min Long Life Oven
Teacher:iska kia matlb hai?
Stdnt:Umer Daraz Bhatti
 
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My wife gifted me chocolates on chocolate day, roses on rose day...

I seriously have high expectations for Women's day.
 
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Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and tells his wife, "He has been crying the whole way home. Is he sick or something. "
No replies the wife
"He was trying to tell you that he is not our son
 
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Kid: Mommy's last name must be "Honey" cuz that's what daddy calls her

Teacher: That's SWEET.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Full name : Sorry Honey
 
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If the Women is Always Right and a Man is Always Wrong. Then if a man tells a woman that she is right. Is the man right or Wrong?
 
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Side effect of teaching!
A Teacher Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
Show me the food Syllabus "
 
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says,
'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
 
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Teacher: how old are you?
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Student: check the register..
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Teacher: where are you from?
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Student: check in school info..
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Teacher: whom do u love most mom or dad?
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Student: ask my heart.
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Teacher: stupid where is your heart?
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Student: ask your daughter!
 
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Teacher: Why are you so late?
Student: Someone told me to go to hell.
Teacher: Why did that make you late to class?
Student: I couldn't find it at first, but now here I am.
 
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A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
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OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO
 
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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
 
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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In
Your Heart..
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort.
 
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Boy:
You Are Sunshine Of My Life,
Without You Life Is Cloudy,
You Are In My Heart
Like Rainy Water For Barren Land

Girl:
Janu! Is It Proposal Or Weather Report?
 
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Hey You Know Which is The Best Day To Propose A Girl?
April 1

You Know Why

If She Accept Then Its Your Luck

Otherwise Tell Her Today Is April Fool Day
 
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Define A Woman.
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Someone Who Can Talk 4 Hours While Standing At The Door .
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But She Won't Sit
Because Shes Getting Late
 
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Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
 
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One million copies of a new book sold
In just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title.

An idea,that can change your WIFE
While real word was(LIFE).
 
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Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
Which Girlfriend??
That's Still a Topic Of Research..!!
 
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Womens are like Fruits.
Every Woman has her own unique taste and colour

But
The problem is the Men.
They seem to love Fruit salad..!!
 
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When i want to fall in love with my books.
My bed falls in love with me .
And I believe that love the one who loves you.
 
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