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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
Lost time is never found again. Benjamin Franklin
The biggest difference between time and space is that you can't reuse time. Merrick Furst
Time you enjoy wasting is never a waste of time. Bertrand Russell
It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. Oscar Wilde
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. Oscar Wilde
One can write bogus sentences just for the purpose of having fun. Ivan Visconti
Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend it once. Lillian Dickson
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. Ambrose Bierce
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. Daniel Patrick Moynihan
Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked. Peter de Vries
Youth is wasted on the young. George Bernard Shaw
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.E.B. White
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.Peter Ustinov
Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. Henri-Frederic Amiel
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.Samuel Johnson
We live too short to drink lousy wine. Tuntematon
We know too much for one man to know too much. Robert Oppenheimer
The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards. Arthur Koestler
Education is the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the ignorant by the incompetent. Josiah Stamp
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