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Doctor & Engineer loves

Doctor & Engineer loves a same girl.
Engineer before going to out-station for a week,
gave 7 Apples to the girl. Why ??
Bcoz an Apple a day keeps the doctor away

 

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Heaven is when u have

Heaven is when u have German car American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife
hell is when car is Chinese, food is German, wife is American and salary Indian

 

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That means I have really

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27.

The receptionist goes,checks the room, comes back to the phone and tells him that there is no one in that room. The room is empty.

Good, says the man. That means I have really escaped!

 

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Good Understanding
Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp! Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg, Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae!

 

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why fire engine red in color
Why is the fire engine red in color?Engine red in color? Color?Bcoz fire engine has a ladder..A lader has steps.. Steps come from a foot..A foot is measured by a ruler.A ruler can b a king or a queen. Elizabeth was queen of england. Elizbeth was also name of ship.Ship floats on water.Water has fish.Fishes have fins. Fins are people of finland.The national flag of finland is red. So fire engine is red in color.. This is a sample of how we attempt our exam

 

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U R great sir Starting salary is ok but:
Boss: im giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it ok?
Employee: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k. but??

 

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No Other Work
You think of me & i think of you. When we both think of each other, do you know what it means?

It means we both..

have no other work to do!

 

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Climbing Coconut tree
Boy 2 girl : Hey if i climb this coconut tree,
i can see Engineering college babes.
Girl : Leave both hands from there,
u can see medical college babes

 

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Hear everything but understand nothing
Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man.
man:"U idiot,U gave me a woman's ear"
Doc: It makes no difference
MAN: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"

 

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Benefit Of Eating Spinach

Teacher: What's D Benefit Of Eating Spinach?

Student: Eat Spinach & U'll Grow Up Big & Strong Lyk POPYE
But
U'll Also End Up With A Girlfriend Who L00ks Like OLIVE

 

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25th anniversary

Wife: where'll u take me on our 10th aniversary?
Hsband: We'll go 2 African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th aniversary?
Husband: I'll bring u back.

 

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A little kid
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I would be a little bull."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver.

 

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You are late
Boy1:You are late!.
Boy2:I had to toss a coin to decide going to church and coming to the game.
Boy1:So long?
Boy2:I had to toss 15 times for the game.

 

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Professor

A Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 Professor?s Cabin & Says: I'll Do Anything 2 Pass D Exam.
Prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
Again Prof asked anything?
Girl: Ya!!
Prof: Then Go & Study !

 

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Smart Answer

Imagine
yourself in a boat
which is sinking
sharks all around you
what can you do 2 save yourself?
very simple
stop IMAGINING

 

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A girl can break any relationship

The best relation ever is between TWO EYES
They blink together
move together
cry together
see together and
sleep together
Still they never see each others
But when they saw a girl
1 will blink and another will not
Moral of the story :
A girl can break any kind of relationship.

 

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Smart Idea
Doctor: U look exactly like my third wife..!

Lady: How many wivez do u have???

Doc: Two !

Moral: Express smart ideas
"Smarty .

 

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What Women want?

The w0rld?s thinnest b00k is titled by,
What W0men Want?
It has 0nly 0ne w0rd written in it,
EVERYTHING

 

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2 FrIeNds oN tHeIr wAy

2 FrIeNds oN tHeIr wAy To A fASt Food FoR diNnEr
1st oRdErS:Double ChEeSe wItH eXtRa cHeEsE aNd eXtRa mAy0s
AtTeNdEnT:Drink?
1St:DiEt cOkE I aM oN diEt!

 

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Mobile with free SMS
How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??

Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms

 

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