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Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend it once. Lillian Dickson
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. Ambrose Bierce
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. Daniel Patrick Moynihan
Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked. Peter de Vries
Youth is wasted on the young. George Bernard Shaw
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.E.B. White
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.Peter Ustinov
Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. Henri-Frederic Amiel
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.Samuel Johnson
We live too short to drink lousy wine. Tuntematon
We know too much for one man to know too much. Robert Oppenheimer
The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards. Arthur Koestler
Education is the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the ignorant by the incompetent. Josiah Stamp
He lacked only one thing to make him a perfect genius: He failed to be incomprehensible. Frobenius, about Euler
Abstract art is the product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. Al Capp
There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality. Pablo Picasso
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Scott Adams
If you tell me precisely what it is a machine cannot do, then I can always make a machine which will do just that. John von Veumann
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.Elbert Hubbard
The secret to productivity is getting dead people to do your work for you. Robert J. Lang
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