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Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining become passwords of FACEBOOK and EMAIL !
 
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Customer and waiter

Customer to waiter : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today . . . . . Waiter : . . . . Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !
 
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DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :

Its a talent of taking rest before u get tired..
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Bcoz

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Prevention Is Better Than Cure.. :)
 
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I want to be a Millionaire

Boy:
I want to be a millionaire.
Just like my dad !

Girl:
Wow, your dad's a
millionaire ?

Boy:
No, but he always wanted
to be .
 
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Education spoils our commonsense?
Universal TRUTH we learnt
sun rises in the east
Fact:-
sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates
Moral
Education spoils our commonsense
 
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Teacher fell asleep in class

Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him,

Little boy:
Teacher are you sleeping in class?

Teacher:
No I am not sleeping in class.

Little boy:
What were you doing sir ?

Teacher:
I was talking to God.

The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him

Teacher:
young man, you are sleeping in my class.

Little boy:
No not me sir, I am not sleeping.

Angry teacher:
What were you doing.??

Little boy:
I was talking to God.

Angry teacher:
What did He say??

Little boy:
God said He never spoke to you yesterday

 
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why hairs are white

KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ?

DAD : Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father's hair turns white ..

KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white

 
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Invalid Argument

MOM ALWAYS SAID

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees

Mom!!!! money is made from
paper & paper comes from trees.

Therefore your argument is
invalid

 
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Class Room is Like a Train
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1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .

Nxt Two Benches r General coach
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Then
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Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.
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Bcz Its. 'SLEEPER COACH' :P :D

 
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Boys Always Remain FaitfullLatest Research:
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Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!

But,

Which Girlfriend??
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That's Still a Topic Of Research..!!

 
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Resting tigers
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
What was that?

2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food.
 
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You are a housewife
One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.

I'll grant you your fondest wish, the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said, I want a spectacular job a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.

Poof!said the genie. You are a housewife.
 
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I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me.

Give me a Loan, & then Leave me aLone
 
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My SCIENCE book says & i agree..
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'CELL' is the basic, fundamental unit of life.. :-D :-P
 
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Funny but true fact.
Relationship between lovers in today's age:-
you can touch each other..
but
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u cannot touch each other's mobile..!
 
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

 
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Define A woman .
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Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door .
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but she won't sit
Because shes getting late:
 
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Tech Joke
All Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing Their Children From School,
As The First Thing
Children Are Being Taught Is ___
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A for Apple?
 
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Single students all Subjects
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
 
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Why only boys

When a Guy does Something
Wrong
Girl : You broke my Favorite
Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident I didn't
mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !!

When a Girl does Something
Wrong
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident I didn't
mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!
Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !!

 
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