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People of my age are busy with Relation, Break up and Patch ups. But I am still figuring out a way to wake up before 10 AM.
 
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Husband Shocked Wife Rocked

Couple had a fight one night going to bed

Husband says : Good Night Old Mother of Six Kids.

Wife Replies: Good Night Father of None.
 
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If a barber makes a mistake, it is a new style
If a politician makes a mistake, it is a new law
If a scientist makes a mistake, it is a new invention
If a Taylor makes a mistake, it is a new style
If a teacher makes a mistake, it is a new theory
But, if a student makes a mistake, it is a Mistake.
 
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They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups and could not move a wall.
But when I took 4 bottles of beers,
I saw the wall moving itself.
These scientists should better stop their lies.
 
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I asked why Wall of China is the wonder of the world!
Answer:It is the only thing made in China that lasted years.
 
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A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of Computer Hacking Investigator. The boss asked him: So, what makes you suitable for this job?
Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.
 
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My mom told me to
Turn down the volume of music on my computer Or else
She would smash my head on the keyboard.
But I did not believe jhyteqfgouy i77uufsrhg.
 
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If a paper comes very tough in exam,
Just close your eyes for a moment,
Take a deep breath and say loudly,
This is a very interesting subject; I want to study it again.
 
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1) I woke up
2) I went to school
3) I saw her
4) I ran to her, and I hugged her
5) I kissed her
Actually, the right order is 3, 4, 5, 1, 2
 
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A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs.
Blew my mind.
I've been his customer for years.
I had no idea he was a barber.
 
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In every love story, a girl supports her brother,
But a brother never supports his sister.
Because sister knows what love is and brother knows what boys are.
 
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I was in a cab today and the cab driver said,
I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.
Then I said, Turn Left.
 
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Today was my first day entering a court.
The judge shouted 'Order, Order!!'
I was so excited,
So I shouted back fried rice with chicken, five bottles of beer and a chilled glass of special ice mineral water.
I am now locked up in a dark room.
I am sure they will bring my order soon.
 
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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day.
He just kept whispering 'yang qi guan' over and over and then died.
I was very sad and Googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means You're standing on my oxygen tube.
 
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My Girlfriend broke up with me.
She thinks that I am childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
 
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A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: 'HIJACK!'
All passengers got scared
From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back 'HI JOHN'.
 
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Today I saw two blind people fighting,
then I shouted I'm supporting the one with the knife,
they both ran away.
 
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Those who are single, Let's sing this song together:
Single bells
Single bells
Single all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch
those couples fight all day. Yay
 
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Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane.
Before the takeoff, one announcement came
"This plane is made by your students"
Then all professors stood up, ran and went outside.
But the principal was sitting.
One guy came and asked, "are you not afraid"?
Then the principal replied
I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won't even start.
 
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What is love?
Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense
And makes the person nonsense.
 
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