When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us. Alexander Graham Bell
Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching. Randall G Leighton
Mellow doesn't always make for a good story, but it makes for a good life. Anne Hathaway
People have different reasons for the way they live their lives. You cannot put everyone's reasons in the same box. Kevin Spacey
You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. Oprah Winfrey
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. Abraham Lincoln
The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it's all that matters. Audrey Hepburn
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. Larry Hardiman
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. Voltaire
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. Jackie Mason
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.Charles M. Schulz
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.H. L. Mencken
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. Jackie Mason
To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody. Quentin Crisp
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't? Don Marquis
Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack. Richter cartoon caption
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...' Isaac Asimov
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. Samuel Johnson
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion. Abraham Lincoln
Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem. W. Somerset Maugham
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