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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. George F. Will


A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde


There is no sense being precise when you don't even know what you are talking about. John von Neumann


Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves Jean-Jacques Rousseau


It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. Krishnamurti


You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same. Unknown


If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim. Margaret Thatcher


If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? Steven Wright


When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. Eric Hoffer


Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr. Seuss


Privacy is effective ability to misrepresent yourself. Dan Geer


Acting is a nice childish profession - pretending you're someone else and at the same time selling yourself. Katharine Hepburn


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. Miss Piggy


They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.Clint Eastwood


I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.Groucho Marx


I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.Lyndon B. Johnson


Never say 'I was wrong'. Instead, say 'Huh, what an interesting turn of events!anonymous advice to wives


Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.Ogden Nash, advice to husbands


Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her, or she'll take it
anyway.Emma Goldman)


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a
woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.When a man is single, he's
incomplete. When he's married, he's finished.

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