The Day Most Hated By Fish
Question: Which Day Of The Week Is Most Hated By Fish?
Answer: 'Fry Day'Rating
Cool Message
A Cool Message From Wife.
Dear Mother-In-Law,
Don't Teach Me How To Handle My Children.
I Am Living With One Of Yours And He Really Needs A Lot Of Improvement.RatingDifferences Between Me And My Parents
When My Parents Are Asleep.
Me: Shh They Are Sleeping.
When I'm Asleep,
Parents: He Is Sleeping, Lets Vacuum The House For 3 Hours.Rating
Could You Give Me Your Mail Id?
A Teenage Girl Was Chatting On Facebook.
Stranger: Hey Pretty! Could You Give Me Your Mail Id?
Girl: Oh Sure, Its IHaveABoyfriend_andiLoveHimAlot@GetLost.Com
Stranger: And Mine Is IamYourFather_andYouAreDead@MeetMeNow.ComRating
Can't Afford Both
Son-In-Law To Father-In-Law:
Dear Dad,
I Deeply Regret Taking Petrol Car In Dowry, Please Take Your Daughter Or Car Back. Can't Afford Both.
Regards,
Your Lovey Son-In-LawRatingRichman's Problem, Alwas
Doctor To A Rich Man: Do You Prefer A Local Anesthesia?
Rich Man: Nop, I Would Rather Prefer An Imported OneRating
New Formula To Propose a Girl
Boy: You Look Like My Wife
Girl (Surprisingly): Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife's Name?
Boy: I Am Not Yet MarriedRating
Pure Business
Dad: I Want You To Marry A Girl Of My Choice.
Son: 'No'
Dad: But The Girl Is Bill Gates Daughter.
Son: 'Then Ok'
Dad Goes To Bill Gates
Dad: I Want Your Daughter To Marry My Son.
Bill Gates: 'No'
Dad: My Son Is The CEO Of The World Bank.
Bill Gates: 'Then Ok'
Dad Goes To The President Of The World Bank.
Dad: Appoint My Son As The Ceo Of Your Bank.
President: 'No!'
Dad: He Is The Son-In-Law Of Bill Gates.
President: 'Then Ok!'
This Is Called Pure Business.RatingAll About Money
A Boy On Date In BMW Car.
Boy: I Hid Something Form You.
Girlfriend: What?
Boy: I'm Already Married & Have Two Child.
Girlfriend: Ohhh, You Scared Me! I Thought The BMW Is Not Yours.RatingMy Brave Childhood History
My Brave Childhood History.
I Kicked Lion's Face,
I Pulled Tiger's Tail,
I Broke Cheeta's Leg,
I Threw Elephants,
Then The Toy Shop Owner Kicked Me Out.RatingBe Careful If You Are Driving First Time
A Woman Is Driving First Time On The Highway.
Her Husband Calls & Says: Be Careful Love, It's Just Been On The Radio That Some One Is Driving The Wrong Way On The Highway
She Replies: Someone? These Idiots Are In HundredsRatingMrs Rani
Dr: Mrs Rani, Good News For You
Girl: What Do You Mean By Mrs Rani? I Am Miss Rani
Dr: Oh! Am Sorry Miss Rani, Bad NewsRatingBest Way To Impress a Girl
Boy To Gym Coach: I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?
Coach: Use The ATM Machine Outside The GymRatingDevice That Converts Thoughts Into Speech
Ever Heard About The Device That Converts Your Precious Thoughts Into Speech?
It Is Called Wine (Sharaab) .RatingTragedies
1. Good Girls Are Not Good Looking.
2. Good Looking Girls Are Not Good Girls.
3. Good Looking And Good Girls Are Not Single.
4. Good Looking, Good And Single Girls Have Strong Brothers And Last Most Hurting.RatingAttitude
An Old Man's T-Shirt Had Words: I Am Not 60, I Am 18 With 42 Years Of ExperienceRatingTit For Tat
Pappu's Atittude In Exams.
They Give Me Questions Which I Don't Know.
So......
I Give Them Answers Which They Don't Know.
Why???
'Tit For Tat'RatingMy Girlfriend's Teeths
Boy Says To His Girlfriend In Romantic Mood.
Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars
Girl: Oh, Thanks, You Are So Cute, Are They That Much Pretty?
Boy Replied: No, Far Away From Each OtherRatingClever Old Lady
An Old Lady Gave A Bus Driver Peanuts To Eat.
This Happened For Several Times.
One Day Driver Asked: Why You Giving Me Such Wonderful Peanuts? Why Dont You Eat Them Yourself?
Old Lady Replied: I Don't Have Teeth To Munch Them
Driver: Ohhh, Then Why You Bought Them?
Old Lady: I Just Love The Chocolate Around ThemRatingHow Would You Recognize Your Wife?
If You Are Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Best Answer Why The Hell Should I Recognize?Rating
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