Invalid Argument
MOM ALWAYS SAID
Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
Mom!!!! money is made from
paper & paper comes from trees.
Therefore your argument is
invalidRating
Class Room is Like a Train
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1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches r General coach
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Then
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Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.
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Bcz Its. 'SLEEPER COACH' :P :DRating
Boys Always Remain FaitfullLatest Research:
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Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
Which Girlfriend??
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That's Still a Topic Of Research..!!Rating
Resting tigers
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
What was that?
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food.RatingYou are a housewife
One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.
I'll grant you your fondest wish, the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, I want a spectacular job a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.
Poof!said the genie. You are a housewife.Rating
I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan, & then Leave me aLoneRatingMy SCIENCE book says & i agree..
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'CELL' is the basic, fundamental unit of life.. :-D :-PRatingFunny but true fact.
Relationship between lovers in today's age:-
you can touch each other..
but
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u cannot touch each other's mobile..!RatingWhy do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!RatingDefine A woman .
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Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door .
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but she won't sit
Because shes getting late:Rating
Tech Joke
All Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing Their Children From School,
As The First Thing
Children Are Being Taught Is ___
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A for Apple?RatingSingle students all Subjects
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?RatingWhy only boys
When a Guy does Something
Wrong
Girl : You broke my Favorite
Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident I didn't
mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !!
When a Girl does Something
Wrong
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident I didn't
mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!
Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !!RatingCall summary
Boy to boy!
00:00:59
Boy to mom!
00:00:50
Boy to dad!
00:00:30
Boy to girl!
01:23:59
Girl to girl!
05:29:59
Wife to Husband:
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Not Responding =)) =DRatingHelp Desk
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user
Help-desk : double click on 'My Computer'.
Lady : I can't see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on 'My Computer' on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!
Help-desk : There is an icon labelled 'My Computer' on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?Rating
Need Accountant
Saw an ad in the newspaper : Need Accountant, 15000Rs 20000Rs.
So I called and told them the answer is -5000RsRatingAnnual free Trip around the Sun
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the SunRatingDis Trick Always Work
When Mom wants to find out where I'm in the House,
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she simply Turns oFF The Wi-Fi
Damn! Dis Trick Always WorkRatingDad can I have 50Rs
Me: Dad can I have 50Rs?
Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for? 20Rs is more than enough! Here's 10Rs now give your brother halfRatingYou Are Bad Luck
A man was just recovering in hospital after being unconscious for a week. His wife was sitting by his side when he woke up.
Man: Honey, you've been by my side when I was in that car crash you were there when I lost my job.. You were present when my parents died.. And you were by my side when someone stole all my money from my account... ..And you know what?
Wife: What?
Man: I think you're bad luckRating
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