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Boy:
You Are Sunshine Of My Life,
Without You Life Is Cloudy,
You Are In My Heart
Like Rainy Water For Barren Land

Girl:
Janu! Is It Proposal Or Weather Report?

 

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Hey You Know Which is The Best Day To Propose A Girl?
April 1

You Know Why

If She Accept Then Its Your Luck

Otherwise Tell Her Today Is April Fool Day

 

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Define A Woman.
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Someone Who Can Talk 4 Hours While Standing At The Door .
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But She Won't Sit
Because Shes Getting Late

 

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Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

 

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One million copies of a new book sold
In just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title.

An idea,that can change your WIFE
While real word was(LIFE).

 

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Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
Which Girlfriend??
That's Still a Topic Of Research..!!

 

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Womens are like Fruits.
Every Woman has her own unique taste and colour

But
The problem is the Men.
They seem to love Fruit salad..!!

 

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When i want to fall in love with my books.
My bed falls in love with me .
And I believe that love the one who loves you.

 

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Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

 

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I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn't Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn't Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn't Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,

Then I Realized: It Was Question Paper

 

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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH!

 

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Pathan Was Asked To Change
A Sentence Into Passive Voice
I Made A Mistake
Pathan
I Was Made By A Mistake

 

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A Trainee In An MNC Dialed The CEO By Mistake & Said:
Hey, Send A Coffee To Accounts Dept. Do It Fast..
CEO: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
Trainee: No!!!
CEO: I'm The CEO Of This Company
Trainee: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
Confused CEO Answers Slowly: No'
Trainee: Thank God!!!
(Disconnected The Phone & Said: All Is Well.. All Is Well.. All Is Well.)

 

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Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch

 

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Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

 

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He said to me: I LOVE YOU :)

I said.

Oh My GOD!!!! What a co-incodence!

I love my self too .

 

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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.

 

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Dog & Mosquito were in
Love
..
mosquito kissed the dog
..
Dog
became emotional gave Love bite to
mosquito
.
Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of
Dengue
.
MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS

 

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List Of People To Bite

Doctor: I'm sorry to have to tell you that you may have rabies, and it could prove fatal.

Patient: Well, doctor, please give me pencil and paper.

Doctor: To make your will?

Patient: No, to make a list of people I want to bite.

 

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Teacher :15 fruit k naam batao?
Anand :ek Amrood.
Teacher:Good.
Anand :ek Aam,ek Apple.
Teacher:aur?
Anand :ek dozen banana, ho gaye 15
fruit !!"

 

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